We stand behind our coffee and back that up with a fairly straightforward system:

"If you aren't 100% happy with the coffee, we'll either replace it or give you a refund."

That being said, let's be f*cking reasonable.

99.99% of people are honorable and honest - but 0.01% can be dicks. If someone tries to hack or abuse the system, we'll tell them very politely to 😙 our 🍑 and refuse to do business with them again.

So now that we've cleared that up, let's get some coffee!